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Megan
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Spain
I just recently got my masters of fine arts degree in creative writing (go me!) and am working on a novel and a steampunk old west miniseries. I love old photographs, vintage clothes, cupcakes, playing guitar, making art, writing, Elvis Presley, trash television, Barack Obama, and BOOKS! :D

Current Residence: Madrid, Spain
Favourite genre of music: Indie, oldies, punk
Favourite photographer: Shelby Lee Adams
Favourite style of art: cartoons, realism, surrealism
Shell of choice: sea
Skin of choice: Hipster
Favourite cartoon character: Belle, Rupert Bear, Miss Bianca, Ariel, Jake
Personal Quote: Don't hate the media! Become the media! ~ Jello Biafra
Interests
  • Mood: Rant
  • Listening to: Queen
  • Reading: 1920's research material
  • Watching: Chopped
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: nothing
You know why?

Because I fuckin' hate those butt-ugly, butt-plug-looking, stupid fucking minions! 

And they're every-fucking-where, even here in Europe where I'd hope to escape those godawful things. They're not funny and their fanboys are even more obnoxious than the skunk grass that grew around my old neighborhood in Milwaukee. Maybe it's the moms on Facebook who ruined it for me with their stupid mom quotes accompanying pictures of the ugly little beasts. Or it's the people who make the minions all emo and shit and then post them on Facebook. Or maybe it's the fact that when I went home last month, I couldn't escape them, not even in my brother's home (thank God he's not a minion fan, but they showed up on his TV during a Married with Children rerun just the same). 

I'm just glad I've got a cool mom and she doesn't post shitty minion quotes (or coffee or wine humor, for that matter) on her Facebook wall. 

(I wish there was an Amy Poehler/Mrs. George cool mom plz account so I could use it following this sentence. Damn it, DA).

One thing gives me comfort. If the hoopla surrounding Twilight died down, then eventually those godawful minions will also fade into a distant past. Like 98 Degrees or the A-Teens. Anybody remember them? Yeah...me neither...

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TriGod-AlliKat Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the fave!
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SlytherinsHeiress Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  Professional Writer
No problem. :)
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RustyCroutons Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2014   General Artist
Thanks for watching.
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SlytherinsHeiress Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Professional Writer
You're very welcome. :)
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Madame-Katherine Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the +fav  :happybounce: 
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Amphitrite7 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013
Happy Birthday!
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SlytherinsHeiress Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Professional Writer
Thank you! :)
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TEANO Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013
Happy birthday!
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SlytherinsHeiress Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Professional Writer
Thank you! :)
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LadyArtsy Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hello, I wanted to stop by and welcome you to :iconelvis-the-king: I hope you have a wonderful time as a member and if you have any questions or feedback be sure to contact me.

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