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You know why?
Because I fuckin' hate those butt-ugly, butt-plug-looking, stupid fucking minions!
And they're every-fucking-where, even here in Europe where I'd hope to escape those godawful things. They're not funny and their fanboys are even more obnoxious than the skunk grass that grew around my old neighborhood in Milwaukee. Maybe it's the moms on Facebook who ruined it for me with their stupid mom quotes accompanying pictures of the ugly little beasts. Or it's the people who make the minions all emo and shit and then post them on Facebook. Or maybe it's the fact that when I went home last month, I couldn't escape them, not even in my brother's home (thank God he's not a minion fan, but they showed up on his TV during a Married with Children rerun just the same).
I'm just glad I've got a cool mom and she doesn't post shitty minion quotes (or coffee or wine humor, for that matter) on her Facebook wall.
(I wish there was an Amy Poehler/Mrs. George cool mom plz account so I could use it following this sentence. Damn it, DA).
One thing gives me comfort. If the hoopla surrounding Twilight died down, then eventually those godawful minions will also fade into a distant past. Like 98 Degrees or the A-Teens. Anybody remember them? Yeah...me neither...
Because I fuckin' hate those butt-ugly, butt-plug-looking, stupid fucking minions!
And they're every-fucking-where, even here in Europe where I'd hope to escape those godawful things. They're not funny and their fanboys are even more obnoxious than the skunk grass that grew around my old neighborhood in Milwaukee. Maybe it's the moms on Facebook who ruined it for me with their stupid mom quotes accompanying pictures of the ugly little beasts. Or it's the people who make the minions all emo and shit and then post them on Facebook. Or maybe it's the fact that when I went home last month, I couldn't escape them, not even in my brother's home (thank God he's not a minion fan, but they showed up on his TV during a Married with Children rerun just the same).
I'm just glad I've got a cool mom and she doesn't post shitty minion quotes (or coffee or wine humor, for that matter) on her Facebook wall.
(I wish there was an Amy Poehler/Mrs. George cool mom plz account so I could use it following this sentence. Damn it, DA).
One thing gives me comfort. If the hoopla surrounding Twilight died down, then eventually those godawful minions will also fade into a distant past. Like 98 Degrees or the A-Teens. Anybody remember them? Yeah...me neither...
Shit Nobody's Got Time For
Another birthday is on the horizon. And the older I get, the less time I've got for stupid shit. Here's a few things I've got no time for:
* Shitty books. If it doesn't grab my attention by page 100, it gets the heave ho.
* Shitty people. I had to cut my cousin out of my life. She made some shitty remarks following my dad's death about how I should grieve and that I didn't earn the money he left me and thus, didn't deserve it. She said a few other nasty things, so bye, Felicia!
* Online dating pen pals. If you're on OkCupid and you have no intention of meeting up with the people you're chatting with (or if you're being a catfish) and inste
I'm leaving for America in two days...
And it's never seemed more golden and wonderful.
You see, 26 hours ago, I'd just seen a fireworks show and was drinking with a friend, talking about all the things I'll miss about Spain.
Then today...my purse was snatched. My wallet, keys, phone...gone.
I still have my passport, thank God, so I'll be able to board the plane on Thursday to go back to America. But I basically had to spend the afternoon shutting down my phone, my cards, freezing my bank accounts, and having my brother wire me money via western union. It's a complete shit-show, but on the bright side, they didn't nick my computer or passport - both of which are hella important
Of Books and Men
I try not to talk too much about my current works-in-progress, but one big project I've embarked on is a six-part miniseries taking place in 1880's California. There are supernatural and steampunk elements, which can definitely make it more fucked up than Bonanza and Gunsmoke, but I digress. My big happy moment is that I'm almost done with the first draft of the first book of the series! Huzzah! True, I'm not even 50% done with the series, but I put a dent in it, one that nearly cost me my sanity over these past couple of months, but it's nearly done nonetheless!
We won't talk about the edits. Those are going to be a bitch, especially after
Names and Other Matters
My ClayCowboys name got stale, having had it on DA for nigh onto three years, so I updated it.
I've also still got my job, because, you know, I'm awesome.
That is all.
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