Eating hater tots and drinking haterade.

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You know why?

Because I fuckin' hate those butt-ugly, butt-plug-looking, stupid fucking minions! 

And they're every-fucking-where, even here in Europe where I'd hope to escape those godawful things. They're not funny and their fanboys are even more obnoxious than the skunk grass that grew around my old neighborhood in Milwaukee. Maybe it's the moms on Facebook who ruined it for me with their stupid mom quotes accompanying pictures of the ugly little beasts. Or it's the people who make the minions all emo and shit and then post them on Facebook. Or maybe it's the fact that when I went home last month, I couldn't escape them, not even in my brother's home (thank God he's not a minion fan, but they showed up on his TV during a Married with Children rerun just the same). 

I'm just glad I've got a cool mom and she doesn't post shitty minion quotes (or coffee or wine humor, for that matter) on her Facebook wall. 

(I wish there was an Amy Poehler/Mrs. George cool mom plz account so I could use it following this sentence. Damn it, DA).

One thing gives me comfort. If the hoopla surrounding Twilight died down, then eventually those godawful minions will also fade into a distant past. Like 98 Degrees or the A-Teens. Anybody remember them? Yeah...me neither...
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